Guys they're making us watch a motivational video.

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Fish! Catch the Energy, Release the Potential

[/font] [font=Arial, Arial, Helvetica] Seattle's World Famous Pike Place Fish is an otherwise ordinary fish market that's extraordinarily successful. The work is hard and the hours are long—yet these employees make a personal choice to bring amazing passion, playfulness, commitment and a positive attitude to work every day. Come learn how you can promote teamwork in your organization.

Participation in this workshop will enable participants to learn the importance of:

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[/font] [font=Arial, Arial, Helvetica]Play at Work[/font] [font=Arial, Arial, Helvetica]
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[/font] [font=Arial, Arial, Helvetica]Choosing your attitude[/font]

ugh.
 
The simple Fish! Philosophy consists of four points:

Play, Make Their Day, Be There, Choose Your Attitude

The goals of Fish!are:

Recruitment and Retention
Change and Stress
Integrity and Trust
Attitude and Responsibility
Creativity and Innovation
Energy and Morale
Teamwork and Engagement

you know, if I had half an ounce of gumption, I would come up with some gung ho but lame motivational strategy, make a book like Who Moved My Cheese, and parlay it into an EMPIRE.