Guys, we've gotta help our Finnish board members!

[lizard]

I URGE you to search your couch cushions and find spare change, we've gotta help our Finnish mates in this time of urgent need. Even a four pack of double roll paper could maybe only cost a few dollars to airmail!!

Hoarders wiping out toilet paper supply
Thu May 26, 1:47 PM ET



HELSINKI (Reuters) - Shoppers in Finland raided shelves for toilet paper Wednesday in fear of it running out as a lockout of workers kept the Nordic country's paper mills shut.

"As soon as we get a delivery, the packages vanish off the shelves. The big bags go first," said Hille Laine, manager of a central Helsinki shop which had no tissue paper products left.

Paper makers enforced a four-week lockout on May 18 following a two-day strike by workers.

 

[Nate The Great]

Shit . . .

 

[lizard]

in their weakened state, they could be ripe for the plucking by Sweden or Russia...

 

[Crimson Death]

Did you think that maybe the postal worker needs to wipe too?

 

[lizard]

the postal workers might pilfer the precious two ply paper!!

 

[Crimson Death]

Or use the seasonal greetings cards as a lame alternative!

EDIT: And pointy.

 

[lizard]

the thought of Alexi Laiho with no toilet paper....whoa.

 

[Crimson Death]

 

[NAD]

Finnish sock sales have gone through the roof!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

In Flames CD sales have gone through the roof!

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[verollepantava]

You're all beautiful!!!

 

[Ayeka]

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