GWAR

Satanist Hobo

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Feb 25, 2010
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Best concert I've ever been to.

Who else can get away with dressing up as Michael Jackson with a three foot dick who rapes alien babies?

Who else can get away with decapitating an Obama effigy?

Also who else can get away with shoving a sword up an alien baby's vagina which proceeds to squirt blood on everyone?

WHO ELSE CAN MAKE MONEY DOING ALL OF THESE?

Also Oderus rickrolled us all, twice...
 
I've been to GWAR in 2005 I think, it was fucking great. Hitler's cum all over the place, everybody totally drown in all the blood and cum and green fucking shit. It was truly an experience. Like, you don't have to care about the music, because fuck, what's happening there. I'd go again anytime, the crucial thing is to get fucking wasted/stoned before though.
 
Haha, don't know about seeing them at a festival, but now I remembered a funny thing that happened, the singer threw up during a song on stage and for a moment everybody thought that it was just another fake faeces joke but he actually threw up through the mask on the fucking stage, they must have been stoned as fuck, also considering their opener were Gang Green, 80's Boston HC band. Yeah, I hope you'll have it as cool as me, get wasted and get to front man.
 
GWAR is one of my favorite non-death metal bands. They have fallen off a little the last few albums, but their consistency on the albums prior to War Party is impressive. Scumdogs is definitely my favorite album, although This Toilet Earth is a close second.

Never saw them live though.