Haikus

[Barr WildChild]

Hey,

Let's do a haiku topic. we can make CoB related haikus!

for those of you who don't know what they are:
"A haiku is just like a normal American poem, except that it doesn't rhyme, and it's totally stupid"

haikus have five syllables, then seven, then five.

Example:

When you rub your dick,
you might find a discharge that
winds up on the floor



Now let's create some cool Bodom haikus

Children of Bodom
is a cool band from Finland
they really kick ass

 

[dawnghost]

wow! Haikus!

that's a whole bucket full of FUN I tell you!


let me try one here
hmmm


shake your ass baby
I'll pretend you're britney spears
and shoot you point blank

 

[bizarre]

that's a good one...

 

[dawnghost]

thanks

let me try some more



heavy distortion
double bass and hellish growls
arysk blak metal

numetal sux ass
if you dig linkin park shit
you're my enemy

the backstreet boys
buncha fucking untrue fags
kill y'all in one stroke

hail heavy metal
and hail Children of Bodom
they do fucking rock



PEACE!

 

[bizarre]

You've been rehearsing, aren't you?

 

[dawnghost]

hahahahahaha

bizarre digs my shit
ultimate metal sure is
place for friends to meet



hehehe

 

[BodomiC]

Even close you see
but not good enough
so even dont give a fuck

 

[bizarre]

I've never been mentioned on poem...How flattering...

 

[dawnghost]

flattered by a haiku hahahahahahaha

I'll dedicate one for you then
lemme see...


bizarre calls herself
sweet harlot but check this out
for this is not true

little and sweet, yes
she's one sweet headbanger girl
living in Finland


hahahahahahaha
that's sooo romantic!

 

[bizarre]

 

[dawnghost]

and one for my working place:


my job does suck ass
I wish I had a shotgun
to relieve my stress

 

[bizarre]

I hope that the syllables are correct...Sorry,bad english...


Cold steel on the skin
and the silent consenting
ends the consciousness

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

holy damn shit fuck
poetry with no rhymes sux balls
Yadda yadda yadda

 

[towo]

Downward future! I
descend! Counterblast and a
chokehold til the end..

Okay, that was lame.

Watching the Reaper
I embrace the shadows dark
Hoping for an end

-towo, fixing typo

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Korn is gay
I kill them all
Until they are dead

 

[asphyXy]

Tom Green is my god.
ZEBRAS IN AMERICA!
Freddy got Fingered

 

[HateCrewDeathroll]

Originally posted by dawnghost
and one for my working place:


my job does suck ass
I wish I had a shotgun
to relieve my stress

So true

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I like my guitar
I play my guitar
I write with my guitar
I shit on my drummers drums
And laugh while he plays
Then I play his drums
And shit on Linkin Park