hamas leader to muslims: "attack americans the moment the war starts"

[xfer]

so if the war happens to start over this weekend and i am sitting next to my girl's father, should i immediately reach over and pre-emptively punch him?

 

[tar]

if the war STARTS it's no longer pre-emptive.

 

[xfer]

what if he's hard of hearing and is like "what did that radio report just say? eh?"

 

[minxnim]

i should find a way to take freddy home with me in case brooklyn gets blown up while i am in MA.
it sucks that i actually have potassium iodine pills! life sucks.

 

[xfer]

i got my friend on the upper white side to promise to haunt Castle Craig in Meriden, CT if she dies. better than haunting 108th street.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

did I miss something? what's happening this weekend?

 

[xfer]

dude SO MUCH TERROR coming up in the next week or too! check CNN!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

is this going to interfere with joe millionaire?

 

[xfer]

fuck joe millionaire. they were all like FINAL EPISODE TONIGHT and then at the end of the episode they cut it off and said TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!

 

[minxnim]

i hope people dont get blown up that would make me sad.

 

[xfer]

if osama were smart he would totally start assassinating american celebrities. seriously.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

and sports stars.

 

[xfer]

ABSOLUTELY.

ATTAQ SHAQ NOT IRAQ

"I'm like the Pythagorean theorem...there is no answer."
--Shaquille O'Neal

 

[azal]

shaq totally has speechwriters.

 

[azal]

and there IS an answer to Shaq...thanks to Communism.

 

[The Dope]

Yao Ming is far too thin to make any impact against Shaq. He would be mauled.

 

[azal]

dude when they played he rejected Shaq 4 times.

he got more allstar votes than Shaq too.

 

[The Dope]

Really? I was under the impression that he sucked.

 

[azal]

everyone was at the beginning of the season.

he is developing at an amazingly fast pace.

In a few years he'll be unstoppable I think.

great hands too.

 

[The Dope]

Go Chinese basketball....I guess.