i was on my way to turn in illegal aliens
and your stupid fucking dog was barking at me
it sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
i wanted to kick it in the fucking face
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
after i beat the fucking shit out of it
i wanted to throw it through your fucking window
but i needed money to buy some whiskey
so i sold it to a chinese restaurant
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
your family ordered pupu platter
you didn't know what you were eating
it was your FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG
while you were at the restaurant i lit your house on fire.