Happy B-Day, Draft Dodging Scarecrow!!

[lizard]

Woooooooooooo!

 

[xfer]

sto lat et al

 

[Astral Poetry]

YEAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASTRAL POETRY!!! OH WAIT!?! THAT WAS THE 17TH OF DECEMBER!!

thanks for remembering

 

[azal]

ouch.

 

[xfer]

haha

 

[Astral Poetry]

ride with me

 

[Astral Poetry]

ride out with me and face the dawn!

p.s. nasal infection and ear infection along with bronchitis, winter is fun

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

you're a jackass

 

[Astral Poetry]

Remember when you saw Kayo Dot in Austin? Oh wait, you didnt.

bitchez

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

okay, the real reason I didn't go:

I was afraid your gay self was going to get me drunk and take advantage of me. I know you've always wanted to and I thought you were going to make your move at KD. I know it was a lot to give up, but just think about I would've given up if I had gone. That's right, my anal virginity.

 

[Astral Poetry]

and yet you stayed home and had sex with kyle instead? I mean, i know kyle's a crafty guy, maybe slipped you some X, who knows, but man, you're smarter than that. doesnt seem to make much sense here.

edit: this is boring, let's settle this with a rap battle in the lunchroom