Wow, thanks guys. They must have that birthyear wrong because I'm actually only turning 24.
34 years old (in 3.5 hours NY time), married, 2 kids, an SUV, and a white picket fence. All I need now is a frickin' Thomas Kinkade painting and an Elton John greatest hits CD.
I'm drinking serious beer tonight (serious for me, which means a six pack of Sam Adams), and I'll probably watch Return of the King.
@Caelum - I've not heard (nor own) any Watain yet unfortunately.