Happy Birthday to Huge Hefner (81)
- Thread starter Reign in Acai
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AsModEe
also known as ass-mode
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
The one hovering over his left shoulder, and the one standing 3rd row far right, are gorgeous genetical specimens.
Does Hef have a son?!?!
Does Hef have a son?!?!
MFJ
Active Member
the only reason he has 30+ women is because he needs all the rest to move him around while he sticks it in just one.
Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
AsModEe
also known as ass-mode
still teenagers? He never heard that the principle of survival is to transmit your genes as young as possible? The older he gets, the more his sons have chances of developping diseases. That's pretty irresponsible.
That holds true with the average run of the mill shitstain procreating with the two dollar trollop you'de see outside of every Jewelry district from here to Manitoba. This man's genes do not falter in the face of a sandless hour glass. This man's loins are the fruits that bear no spoils. For he is the one who commands the waxing! A man whose chest was molded on Mt Olympus by the clay pottery wheel spun by Herakles himself! Irresponsible? Inconceivable! Strike that! Conceivable indeed! For he shall conceive any time, any where, with who ever he so desires!!!
Hef Listens to "Achille's Last Stand" 3 times before every hip rousing! Kind of says something about the man, don't you reckon?!?!
Hef Listens to "Achille's Last Stand" 3 times before every hip rousing! Kind of says something about the man, don't you reckon?!?!
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