Happy Birthday
- Thread starter Russell
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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Dear Lessur,
How dare you. Excuse my lack of composure, but how dare you?
I have never once, in my lifespan, bowed to acknowledging as paltry a ritual as you have brought forth.
Having said that, i request that the gifts surge forward, and these gifts, I insist, consist of nothing but self-inflicted wounds to your own expanding midsections.
Thank you kindly gentry.
Of this filthy, filthy board.
T.I.P.
How dare you. Excuse my lack of composure, but how dare you?
I have never once, in my lifespan, bowed to acknowledging as paltry a ritual as you have brought forth.
Having said that, i request that the gifts surge forward, and these gifts, I insist, consist of nothing but self-inflicted wounds to your own expanding midsections.
Thank you kindly gentry.
Of this filthy, filthy board.
T.I.P.
