happy holidays! (greeting card inside.)

[coelacanth_M]

<3

 

[coelacanth_M]

i'm awaiting the vaginal "box" jokes now.

 

[lizard]

thx mia! you should have photoshopped a chinese guy lurking on the stairs!

hey, are you a smoker?

 

[coelacanth_M]

no problem!

i'd totally photoshop a chinese guy wearing a santa hat with his cock hanging out on the staircase, if i knew how to properly use photoshop.

i used to smoke a pack or more a day, and then quit completely. now i only smoke socially, maybe 2 or 3 times a week. i should really stop all together.

 

[coelacanth_M]

* the chinese guy would totally have a leaking, lazy eye

 

[lizard]

fuck I tried to corel draw jackie chan sneaking up on you and muttering "mmmmm...japanese box" but it looks absolutely horrible.

 

[coelacanth_M]

hahahaha!

i want to see!

 

[lizard]

#$^$&%*%^(^()^&*#%^
damn damn damn

I lost my masked jackie chan face
I can recreate it tho, in all it's bloody 'orrible splendor.

 

[lizard]

 

[coelacanth_M]

hahahahaha!!!!!

that's pretty much perfect, actually. (with the exception that you can't see jackie's peen. )