happy orgasm day!

[Tide In Mind Out]

http://www.nbc5i.com/irresistible/4470306/detail.html

'Orgasm Day' Celebrated As Official City Holiday



POSTED: 7:32 am CDT May 10, 2005


RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil -- It was Orgasm Day Monday in Espertantina, a small town in northeast Brazil.

Mayor Felipe Santolia said his town has unofficially celebrated orgasm day for years. But this year is the first when it was recognized as an official municipal holiday.

Santolia said the idea is to improve marriages. Santolia notes that when a woman is unsatisfied, it affects all aspects of her life, including her relationship with the city. Santolia added that Monday's official holiday was to celebrate "orgasm in all its senses."

 

[Chromatose]

yay :Spin:

 

[lizard]

does this mean I have to go home and service the wife?

 

[JayKeeley]

Santolia said the idea is to improve marriages. Santolia notes that when a woman is unsatisfied, it affects all aspects of her life

True, just look at Anne Coulter.

 

[NAD]

Glad I choked it yesterday!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

shit, this is tuesday. oh well.

 

[NAD]

Should I choke it again today to make up for the delay?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

indeed you should

 

[lizard]

no. you're penalized and must remain unchoked for a week.

 

[NAD]

You can't stop me!!! A girl already told me to do it, that gives me Mystical Choking Powers!!!

 

[lizard]

should've been a poll.

SHOULD NAD CHOKE IT BECAUSE ITS ONE DAY PAST ORGASM DAY

A) NO
B) YES
C) FIND A MULE LIKE THE GUY IN MY MISC. THREAD
D) ________________________

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I thought orgasm day was everyday???
Ill be back in ten......What Im gonna do with the other 9 minutes Im not sure.