Harry Potter!

[Captain Beard]

[DUMBLEDORE IS ALIVE

DEAD PEOPLE:

* Burbage dies on pg. 12
* Hedwig dies on pg. 56
* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
* Wormtail dies on pg. 471
* Dobby dies on pg. 476
* Snape dies on pg. 658
* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
* Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704
* Comes back to life on pg. 724
* Nagini gets beheaded by Neville Longbottom on page 733.
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743


19 years after the events in the book:

* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius


The FINAL LINE OF THE BOOK is:

* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

It's all real kids, the book has been leaked all over the place, as well as me double checking personally.



Don't you dare delete this Will. In fact, sticky this mother fucker.]

 

[Malergion]

Take that, shitty fantasy!

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahahaha best thread in the last year

 

[Malergion]

I'd rather read Brian Jacques.

Susan Cooper's "The Dark Is Rising" makes Harry Potter look like a joke.

 

[Captain Beard]

Update: previewing blocked. Take that.

 

[Ambivalent]

Time for me to make a t-shirt and take a trip to Barnes and Noble.

 

[EricT]

 

[EricT]

Heh. Wow. LAME.

 

[Malergion]

har har.

 

[Malergion]

Will. I want to hear your song after you are done

 

[Anvil]

Hahaha, that's awesome. I was wondering when that'd happen.

 

[Malergion]

Pork, I say. PORK!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'm confused.

 

[Malergion]

I'm confused.

Good.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

LITERATERRORIST ATTACK

HELLA E-THUGGIN YO

 

[Malergion]

Word.

 

[EricT]

I made one mention of a death to my sister and she slapped me...

This will lead people to suicide, haha.

 

[Malergion]

Maybe I ought to use Cafepress to make a "Harry Potter Death List" shirt.

 

[Anvil]

Maybe I ought to use Cafepress to make a "Harry Potter Death List" shirt.

DUDE, make a few and ship one to me. I'll pay!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I have to say I'm somewhat disappointed by the happy ending, but it's not exactly surprising considering what the series is. Still, Harry Potter has done an excellent thing in getting hundreds of thousands of kids who'd otherwise be watching TV to read, and opened the market for speculative fiction.