Have you ever masturbated to music?

[NAD]

As in, using strictly music as your sole motivation for a solo expedition?

I've gotten busy with a lady using music as the mood setter, this is obviously a regular thang for many. Danzig, White Zombie, Slayer, and Depeche Mode being somewhat common stimulants, personally speaking.

But I don't think I've ever been compelled to whip it out and play the skin flute instead of air guitar. Unless, of course, my memory of such an occasion was erased due to shame/guilt.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I put on some 2pac mid shtoop once.

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[MFJ]

hahaha thats fucking awesome, the dog was probably fine.

 

[MetalBean]

Eumh, no, wtf

 

[Reign in Acai]

This song is the closest music can get to invoke such a response.

 

[NAD]

I was pretty ahead of my time with this poll, I didn't say "jerked off" I said "masturbated" which is gender inclusive AF.

 

[Krilons Resa]

When I was a wee lad, I did my business to Rocket Queen by Guns N Roses more than a few times. If it was accompanied by the cassette inner sleeve from Lies Lies Lies, even better.

 

[Ellestin]

I once ploughed to Dark Tranquillty's Projector (notice how I don't single out songs). A coincidence really. But masturbate to music? Hell no.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dude, if we are gonna talk about ploughing....shiiit.

 

[Ellestin]

Be my guest

 

[Krilons Resa]

If I only kept a record. I mean, c'mon now!

edit: not like it's a completely intentional thing like my pubescent jerking to Rocket Queen. It, more often than not, just happens. Music is always on!