I was just listening to Lone Justice and for some odd reason, I misheard "stubbled chin" for "double chin" and immediately thought of Mr. Milano. Now I have all sorts of ideas for a complete song spoof, and figured maybe some of you guys would humor myself and other board members with ideas...
"Lame Glutton"
FRY'EM
Clear the streets as he rolls into your town
'Cause the talentless one's gonna eat someone
He's gonna stuff another sub down
WASTED
It's over quick, he eats not one but three
And with his food-filled grin and double-chin
He tells a lame story
No shame, his shadow is an endless sight
Real fame, he will never hold
Glutton, wants a side order
And he'll pay the highest fee
So long as he gets to feed
"Lame Glutton"
FRY'EM
Clear the streets as he rolls into your town
'Cause the talentless one's gonna eat someone
He's gonna stuff another sub down
WASTED
It's over quick, he eats not one but three
And with his food-filled grin and double-chin
He tells a lame story
No shame, his shadow is an endless sight
Real fame, he will never hold
Glutton, wants a side order
And he'll pay the highest fee
So long as he gets to feed