Hell Mike Motorbike on the loose

[Henrik Main]

Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet (www.dagbladet.no) arranged a netmeeting with Enslaved today. A netmeeting is basically an online interview, only that the fans send in questions instead of having an interviewer asking the questions.

As I was reading through the netmeeting, I saw a question called "THRASHING DEVASTRUKTION":

THRASHING DEVASTRUKTION

Jeg lurer på hvis dere er thrash metal terrorists når dere ikke dreper kristne for Odin?
Innsendt av: HELL MIKE MOTÖRBIKE

hmm. Grubler, den der.

Enslaved

Indeed, it was good ol' Mike, aka fotmbm, asking a question in rather dodgy Norwegian. Translation: "I'm wondering if you're thrash metal terrorists when you don't kill Christians for Odin?" Enslaved's answer "Hmmm, a tricky one, that."

Another question from good ol' Mike:

Thrash metal terror

Liker dere THRASH? (Translation: Do you like thrash?)
Innsendt av: Mike

yes, absolutely

Enslaved

But the best thing was that they confirmed that a DVD from this year's Inferno Festival in Oslo (featuring Zyklon, Enslaved, Aeternus, Sinners Bleed, Ásmegin, Mayhem, Myrkskog, Defiled, Sadus, Testament, etc etc.) is soon to be released, and that a HEIDRA VALFAR DVD (from Windir's last gig) is in the works.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Hell Mike]

I rule. I felt that the first one wasn't expressive enough so I had to do another.

 

[speed]

Christ, maybe you do have a sense of humor fotmbm.

 

[Erik]

What made you think he didn't? Didn't laugh at your LOL VARG USES CASIO!!!11 jokes?

 

[Hell Mike]

I am lots of fun, speed, I just hate you.

 

[NAD]

This is the greatest thing ever.

 

[Black Winter Day]

The piano incident was funnier, but with this we get to see the analytical/ponderous side of Sorath.

 

[mousewings]

Yikes, it seems Sorath/Mik is everywhere these days...

 

[Demonspell]

Viking metal pillage! Royal Carnage is now obligated to assign its next interview to Mike...

 

[Hell Mike]

I really could do that if you throw me a good band. I promise only to ask about stuff I care about and not wether they feel this new album of theirs was another step towards the unfification eith the ethereal cosmic being or anything like that.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Good one.

 

[JayKeeley]

I really could do that if you throw me a good band. I promise only to ask about stuff I care about and not wether they feel this new album of theirs was another step towards the unfification eith the ethereal cosmic being or anything like that.

Get yourself a telephone voice recorder, and I'll send some bands your way. You can be our roving reporter. You obviously more than qualify.

Shit, this reminds me, we need to publish the new Mithras interview...it's a good 'un!!!

 

[NAD]

Christ, maybe you do have a sense of humor fotmbm.

Search the drunk thread for many of his action packed adventures, Certifiable Comedy Gold.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Search the drunk thread for many of his action packed adventures, Certifiable Comedy Gold.

I concur. lol

 

[JayKeeley]

Or perhaps the snus thread.

If it wasn't for SoratHellMikeMotorbike, I wouldn't even know what snus was!

 

[NAD]

Holy crap I forgot all about the snus thread. Best thread and first post evAr in that one:

Topic: Snus.
1st post: Try it.

 

[speed]

Its amazing you show such emotion and passion towards me fotmbm. I didnt know i deserved it.

 

[mousewings]

Its amazing you show such emotion and passion towards me fotmbm. I didnt know i deserved it.

awww... how cute. You both like each other.

 

[speed]

He never calls me anymore Mousewings, I cry myself asleep every night. I have feelings too.