Hello new chums!

Snow Sex

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My old chums went and left me behind in the rush to gain employment at the new Virgin Megastore on the corner of Sussex and Bringlebat. Please embrace me as a brother for the time being until I can find new kindred to hold me to their ample bosom!
 
Snow Sex said:
My old chums went and left me behind in the rush to gain employment at the new Virgin Megastore on the corner of Sussex and Bringlebat. Please embrace me as a brother for the time being until I can find new kindred to hold me to their ample bosom!

THAT is the greatest post by anyone on any message board EVER. Congratulations, you have won a slice of delicious pumpkin pie. It will arrive in your mailbox within 4-6 weeks.