Help me name my bowling team

[Jasonic]

Well, it's almost fall, which means another season for us bowlers....

Last year, I didn't get to name our team.

I want a new team name.

Here are some I thought of:
GUTTER PUNKS
PINHEADS
14 POUNDS OF FURY
BIG BALLZ

and my favorite.... HOLY SPLIT!

What do you guys think?

 

[metalprof]

and my favorite.... HOLY SPLIT!

I vote for this one, because on your shirts you can design a big fist throwing up the metal horns, but the index and pinky fingers sticking up can be replaced by the 7 and 10 pins!

Ken

 

[Jasonic]

We should print up some shirts.....
That would own big time....

Nothing worse than the old 7-10 split.....

Hrmm. Maybe next year we'll have to do a bowling outing before Powerfest...

 

[Actumen]

I like Holy Split.

Maybe you could even work some kind of "Holy Diver" reference/joke into said shirt.

 

[OrbWeaver]

I like "Holy Split!" also.

 

[Saladbar]

I vote for "Diabolik".

 

[Diabolik]

is it because I always get "strikes" with all my comments?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Pale Pin Departure


...

yep, that's my input with this thread

 

[Jasonic]

Pale Pin Departure

Or "Collapse of the Fallen Pin"

 

[Jasonic]

is it because I always get "strikes" with all my comments?

More like strike out with the ladiez! ShaZaam!

 

[The Invisible Guest]

I got it ... Kingpin Diamond !!!

Britt

 

[Jasonic]

I got it ... Kingpin Diamond !!!

Britt

WINNAR! But no one would get it unfortunately.....

Or how about...Give Me Your Ball.....PLEASE

 

[The Invisible Guest]

WINNAR! But no one would get it unfortunately.....

Or how about...Give Me Your Ball.....PLEASE

They might get it if you show up with face paint, a cape, a cane, and a top hat

Britt

PS .. you could use this as your bowling logo

 

[The Invisible Guest]

...or better yet just wear King Diamond shirts when you bowl.

Britt

 

[Actumen]

WINNAR! But no one would get it unfortunately.....

Or how about...Give Me Your Ball.....PLEASE

That sounds kind of sexual...

But still, hilarious and great name.

 

[Diabolik]

or you could call your team...Large Fingers...Little Hole!

 

[Jasonic]

or you could call your team...Large Fingers...Little Hole!

How about THREE FINGERED FUN!!!!

 

[Jasonic]

They might get it if you show up with face paint, a cape, a cane, and a top hat

Britt

PS .. you could use this as your bowling logo

We don't have any brothers on our team....
(Not that they aren't welcome. We have some in the league, just not on my team)

 

[metalprof]

I'm really surprised no one has brought up Ball Gravy yet.

Ken

 

[Jasonic]

I'm really surprised no one has brought up Ball Gravy yet.

Ken

I think we were trying to forget!
Could you imagine me having to tell my buddies in accounting about where that came from?

Me - "You see, there is this fest called Chicago Powerfest. We talk about it on this forum on Ultimate Metal"

Them - "Ummm.. er.. ok"

Me - "Well, some people were excited about this band Solitude Aeturnus. This guy Bob thinks they are just a "flavor of the month" since their singer Rob Lowe replaced Messiah Marcolin as the lead vocalist for Candlemass"

Them - "Ok, great"

Me - "Well, you see, this one guy said that he is going to commit "Ball Gravy" when SA takes the stage. Now whenever we get excited about something, well,...we commit "Ball Gravy"!!!"