Help Me Sneak A Song Onto My Boss's iPod

[S4R]

Every morning my boss starts up her iPod, which is hooked up to the office speaker system. My mission this April Fool's Day is to sneak onto it the most loud and obnoxious song I can. The only ground rule I can think of is that the song has to start off loud -- no long interludes. What song do you recommend?

 

[BasilisK]

Need more info on the place of business and type of employees, particularly said boss.

 

[RedFox742]

Sonata Arctica--The Cage. Opens with an absolute screaming keys solo, and the first note might blow out the PA if it's loud enough.

However, I imagine there are probably some death/black bands who can do better, but that's my two cents.

 

[ConnorFromHell]

Heartwork by Carcass is the best I can come up with.

 

[GreyscaleRoses]

Anal Cunt or Torsofuck should do the job quite well.

 

[Deity]

TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me.

True winner.