help me write a rockin motivation in 20 words or less

the actual reason for me wanting one is "both my current guitars have humbuckers and im looking for something different for clean sounds" but thats not so catchy they probably wont pick me if i type that
 
Trylakos said:
I'm the next Kent, and are willing to support your brewery and make songs about it while I get there.
thats terrible

i dont think ass kissing will work so well so im prolly not gonna go all "well i need this to rock out while im enjoying your delicious products on stage" (also most of their beers fucking suck)
 
Tell them that all you have ever wanted is a guitar and that it is a shame you are too poor from taking care of your sick mother to buy a one for yourself.
 
what do you miss Erik?

1. You are a good musician, so you have the blues in your blood (BM is not that catchy for them :rock: )
2. You have the beer for the blues (of course that from the crappy brewery)

=> you only need the guitar for an memorable evening under the wonderful swedish sky...


...blablubb
 
Say you're dying (or recovering) from cancer and music is the only thing you think will give you the strength to go on.

Oh, and your mother is dying (of cancer). Now she's blind, mute, and bed-ridden. The last thing she wanted was to hear you play one last time but you had to sell your guitar to pay for chemo.