well, we all thought davey havok was teh funny, but you have no idea how hilarious this
wizard rock thing gets:
the potions remix - dobby and the house elves (links to myspace)
You messed up in potions yesterday
But everyone still thinks you're really great
Except Snape
Except Snape
Except Snape and me
'Cause we see you for what you really are
Stupid little dork with a stupid dorky scar
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And so does Snape
You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree
No one else would kick you out and make you history
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
'Cause rules are rules no matter who you are
And you're the stupid jerk who wrecked a flying car
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And so does Snape
We were teamed up in dueling class
And no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
We didn't know you talked to snakes
Which worked out alright in the end
No everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin
And it's okay
It's really great
'Cause I hate you
And now so does everyone else
my dad is rich, and your dad is dead (links to myspace)
My dad's always there
To open all my doors
You have to call a patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours
My mom says she loves me
When she tucks me into bed
How's your mommy doing in the Mirror of Erised?
My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead
Your dad's on his journey
To the great beyond
When you're dueling you might see him come out of someone else's wand
You may have freed our house-elf
And brought doubt to our family name
But your parents still got toasted by a big green glowing flame
My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead
My dad is rich
And your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead