helpful guide on how to choose suitable products for your desired activity of choice

[Erik]

1. decide what you want to do. remember this verb (or noun of the thing you want to make)

2. add "master" to the end of it

3. find the product(s) by that name. it will help you do what you're seeking to do

examples

i want to make DOUGH

DOUGHMASTER TO THE RESCUE

i want to SCRATCH hip hop style

SCRATCHMASTER

i want to take a BATH

BATHMASTER

i want to CALL someone

CALLMASTER FIXAR BIFFEN

i want to CUT shit

CUTMASTER

and so on and so forth

 

[Henrik Main]

Thanks for this helpful guide

 

[Henrik Main]

 

[Crimson Velvet]

i tried helping you by google image searching for "gaymaster"

in retrospect, that was one of the worse decisions in my life

 

[NAD]

Unsolicited testimony from an actual client:

Erik's method taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Thanks to the Erik method, I now bait like a champion.

 

[Mormagil]

i was tired of the 9 to 5 rat race. thanks to erik, i now make six figures in my pajamas, and i have time to stay home with my kids!

 

[jimbobhickville]

i tried helping you by google image searching for "gaymaster"

in retrospect, that was one of the worse decisions in my life

Damn that made me laugh. Thanks, dude. Seriously, that's comedy gold.

 

[Russell]

It's even worse if you don't image search it.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I used to be a fat slob with pimples and gravy stains on every t-shirt. After using Eriks 14 day method i look like this.

Stick it up your arse erik

 

[dorian gray]

i tried helping you by google image searching for "gaymaster"

in retrospect, that was one of the worse decisions in my life

pure geniusosity

 

[Hell Mike]

we have callmasters at work I think, maybe an older model though.. or just dirtier