Hey, Cara Taylor

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

The City Of Irving Police Department is monitoring/recording the calls comming from/going to your cell phone

someone is calling me, making obscene/harrasing phone calls and they're calling from Cara Taylor's phone

just thought i should say something because harrassing people over the phone is now a felony under Bush's newest Homeland Security Initiative

 

[Will Bozarth]

you breathing is a felony under my newest Dragon Is An Unloved Douchebag Initiative

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

you breathing is a felony under my newest Dragon Is An Unloved Douchebag Initiative

LOL

seriously though, who was talking when he said "Will Bozarth says hi"? i kinda got the impresion you were standing right next to him

 

[Will Bozarth]

I was sitting right next to him.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The City Of Irving Police Department is monitoring/recording the calls comming from/going to your cell phone

someone is calling me, making obscene/harrasing phone calls and they're calling from Cara Taylor's phone

just thought i should say something because harrassing people over the phone is now a felony under Bush's newest Homeland Security Initiative

And thats a shame...

 

[Will Bozarth]

!!!

 

[EricT]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[EricT]

HAHAHAH!

 

[Mike]

how bout you get some friends? give you a hint, theres none here for you.

 

[Mike]

also, how about you find a hobby, you know, something other than wearing womens clothes, flashing random people in public and rubbing your dick on strangers?

you fucking jerk off

 

[EricT]

flashing random people in public and rubbing your dick on strangers?

And, from what I learned, they have to be atleast 14 for him to do this. 'REALLY'.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Cara, Derick,

I really don't feel comfortable with you guys living within a couple miles of that psycho.

 

[Ghost Of Red Dragon]

I was sitting right next to him.

in that case
tell him that my mom got very freaked out when he tried to have sex with her a couple of months ago

 

[EricT]

Thats a totally false accusation!... but the message your mom left after was quite hillarious.

 

[Ghost Of Red Dragon]

Thats a totally false accusation!... but the message your mom left after was quite hillarious.

seriously, somebody really did try to hook up with my mom, it just wasn't you,

also
i have no idea what my mom said in the voice mail message

 

[EricT]

I think you do...

*extremely gay voice* 'Really' */extremely gay voice*

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

seriously, somebody really did try to hook up with my mom

now that i'm thinking about it, it was 3 or 4 guys trying to sleep with my mom, they're voices kept overlaping each other and one of them had slurred speech from being drunk

 

[EricT]

*extremely gay voice* 'Really' */extremely gay voice*

 

[Ghost Of Red Dragon]

now that i'm thinking about it, it was 3 or 4 guys trying to sleep with my mom, they're voices kept overlaping each other and one of them had slurred speech from being drunk

Cara will prolly know who these people were

 

[Lunar Still]

Cara will prolly know who these people were

They were probably all of your uncles.