Hey cokehead!

[EricT]

Whats up snow white?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I don't feel owned for once.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'm dreaming of a white christmas.


edit: If you don't feel owned from this thread, you'll definitely feel owned in a very short amount of time when you realize there's no turning back.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I don't feel owned for once.

oh god but you still responded...

 

[EricT]

Snow White and Mary Poppins rolled up into one... whats next? Peewee Herman too?!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It's just the internets and Eric being Eric.

At the end of the day I know I could rape him. Besides, coke is a fun thing for me to do in moderation.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Besides, coke is a fun thing for me to do in moderation.

:Smug:

 

[EricT]

You could rape me? I knew you were having troubles getting women, but god damn, of all men me?

 

[EricT]

Will would at least reciprocate.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

will couldn't rape anything

 

[EricT]

will couldn't rape anything

How do you know?! Just because you have a laser defense system installed around your cooch that scares him doesn't mean everyone else does...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

your asshole's open to him, then?

 

[derek]

Mine is.

For hard cash.

£ not $.

 

[Will Bozarth]

not even Canadian?

 

[derek]

Hmmmm. If you throw in bacon and maple syrup.

 

[Will Bozarth]

beer and hockey sticks, too

 

[derek]

I dunno if we can fit all of this into my ass.

 

[Calamitas1786]

So what's the conversion rate? We want to get our money's worth.

 

[derek]

Given the sorry state of your economy, it's almost £2US to £1. I usually rent myself out for no less than £40, so that's about $80.

Worth it, though.

 

[EricT]

This thread has gone too far off topic... we're supposed to be laughing AT snorty mcsnort, not discussing the amount of canadian breakfast items can fit in a scots ass.