Hey Dodens

[The Ozzman]

You'll probably commit suicide by age 30

My 29th birthday is on Sunday

 

[whiskey funeral]

Don't you dare do anything stupid like that, Mike. Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYSOHDSLHLFHLDSHLFDHZLH!!!!

 

[Dak]

Happy Birthday. You turn 29 before me. Asshole.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Buncha babies here!

 

[The Ozzman]

You're just mad that you're a cougar.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Not a cougar. Battlecat. Or puma.

 

[The Ozzman]

Battlecat is acceptable AND hilarious.

 

[Dak]

Pfft, Tara is not older than me. Ozzman is barely older than me.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Shouldn't you be out causing a ruckus and fucking mad bitches?

 

[The Ozzman]

Shouldn't you be out causing a ruckus and fucking mad bitches?

If I had friends that didn't suck, yes. I am considering getting a taxi to the local pub to get some drinks and use my awkward ladies man skills to nab a hot bitch but I might just get lazy and watch Star Trek instead while I drink wine.

 

[Dak]

Fucking mad bitches? Isn't that what m_c does?

 

[The Ozzman]

He fucks grotesque bitches. I have a little class, at least.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Yeah but I don't think Mike has a thing for fat old broads with flapjack titties.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah but I don't think Mike has a thing for fat old broads with flapjack titties.

Right.

I have a thing for cougars named Tara.

 

[Dak]

M_c will have you know he prefers them to be 50DDDflop, not flap.


Edit: Osnap.

 

[The Ozzman]

M_c will have you know he prefers them to be 50DDDflop, not flap.


Edit: Osnap.

haha that made me lol

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

damn young punks

 

[The Butt]

Happy birthday dude. Get crunk.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Pfft, Tara is not older than me. Ozzman is barely older than me.

I'll be 34 on May 20th FYI.

 

[Dak]

Damn u old girl wtf?!