Hey, does anybody remember when Papa Josh posted that naked picture of his wife?

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And then ChiefB said "looks like a rat has been after her ankle" hahahahhaa

[/oldschool RC]

[/drunk]

[/PISS OFF]

 

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No relaly, does anyone remembetr them shtiz/ DUXK.

 

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I'm sorry.

 

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No really, I'll bet only a few people remember this, or even know who the fuck ChiefB is BUT SERIOUSLY. That was some funny shit.

JayK? lurch? Dark One? I know you fuckers remember them shitz!!!

This is my drunk thread. It is MINE. What?

 

[dorian gray]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ADRIAN

 

[dorian gray]

oh! will you post that email again? the one where you were communicating with some vendor/supplier and they said, "mrs. smith" or something and you said, "mr."? thats awesome. i know you have it somewhere.

 

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[dorian gray]

fuck yes my all-time favorite post. im going to beat and go to bed now.

 

[dorian gray]

aahaaahhahha god im still laughing

 

[NAD]

hahahha dorian I love you. And I totally mean that in the gay way.

On a serious note, how is yer kid? Last you talked about that situation you said "I got to have sex tonight!" and there was much rejoicing.

 

[dorian gray]

uhhh..i posted a response and the server blew up.
anyway, the wife stopped me in mid pump and i never actually got to, you know, finish. i tried again last night but meh, im celibate now.

edit: and anders is fine, thanks

 

[Erik]

i remember it man

 

[dorian gray]

wtf?

 

[Ellestin]

is the pic still lurking somewhere in outer archives?

 

[Erik]

i wouldn't know how to find it really

i didn't save it because she really wasn't hott at all

it was a very EXPLICIT pic though

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I wanna see that picture soooooooo baaaaaad....

You guys save and post so GOD DAMN MANY crappy pictures around here, so surely, someone has it!

 

[Trylakos]

maybe you go through the internet archives and see if its there?

 

[Reign in Acai]

I found the thread. But Papa removed the pic.

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=149994&page=5

(Quote- Is this a picture of your wife or some underage kid?

Fuck me, take a look at the second photograph. Her right ankle looks like a rat has been taking chunks out it. The room looks like a financial aid dorm room.)



I pmmed Josh requesting a reposting.

 

[JayKeeley]

Ha ha ha ha.... we just don't have threads like that anymore...

Chief B pwning Gugs (when Gugs used to be a Bush / Iraq war supporter and spent one year going into every forum to argue it out):

For the entire year you have been shooting from the hip about:

1) Markgugs Statement: Getting rid of your BMW because it's a German Car.
Real Statement : Couldn't afford the the payment plans.

2) Markgugs Statement: Afraid about going to Wacken incase someone finds out you're an American and decides to suicide bomb you.
Real Statemnt: First time out of the country and wanted to ensure that INS would allow you back in otherwise you'd l have to go via Puerto Rico.

3) Markgugs Statement: Vilify the France and Germany because of their trading links to Iraq.
Real Statement: Unable to face facts that the USA created and funded this dictator.

4) Markgugs Statement: Everyone who doesn't share your belief system (on this forum) must be against USA.
Real Statement: Unable to comprehend that 6 billion people live outside of the United States and have differing opinions and thoughts.

Take a look at some of your postings on the General Music Discussion and ask yourself why you decided to write a public apology to everyone on UM.

Come on dude, lighten up a little.

Hahaha....for those who know Chief B, it just makes it even funnier.

 

[JayKeeley]

They argue like that in real life too, except Chief B often ends everything with, "you stupid dull cunt".