hey frinya

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

how many different sexual partners have you had?

 

[MajestikMoose]

seriously, we want to know

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll lean toward... shit, I dunno. 4? Sounds like a reasonable number.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Three, in over two and a half years. So stop calling me a slut.

 

[Captain Beard]

I counted wrong, I guess. At least she takes it well.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i was gonna see your four and raise you two.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

nico won't be very happy about that number either

 

[Captain Beard]

He wanted to be the 666th. Poor guy'll have to wait a while at this rate.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh pfft. Good to see you guys think so highly of me.

 

[Captain Beard]

You know me by now, if I were serious you'd be well aware of it.

 

[EricT]

edit: nevermind...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Oh pfft. Good to see you guys think so highly of me.

no. and that goes for every slut on this board.

and on the note of three:

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?

 

[neal]

try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot



hey, get back here!@

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

whahahahaha

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You sold cigarettes to a six year old?!?
​

 

[Söy]

that movie had it all

laziness, skipping work, necrophilia...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

seriously, we want to know

inquiring minds want to know. biblically.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

no. and that goes for every slut on this board.

and on the note of three:

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?

Fine, two.

 

[Lord Foul]

Fine, two.

This thread just went gold

 

[Anvil]

Har.