Hey how can you tell if a broad is cute over the phone?

[NAD]

Is there a way? Like certain words, inflections, whatever? Because I talk to a lot of bints at work that sound crazy/sexy/cool over the phone but I can never quite tell if they weigh 400 lbs. or not.

Any secrets?

 

[lurch70]

one thing i know ... the fatter the chick, the cuter the voice

 

[cthulufhtagn]

most of the time if she sounds hot, she's at least decent

other than that i don't think there's a way to tell and there's always a few exceptions

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Claws of Perdition]

NOOOOOOOO!!! not that picture!!

 

[Mormagil]

she's not THAT bad looking; there are a lot of other fat girls who are much cuter though

 

[Krilons Resa]

she's not THAT bad looking; there are a lot of other fat girls who are much cuter though

she's a heffer.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

if she wasnt the size of a fucking walrus maybe, yes im that shallow

 

[Krilons Resa]

...or a walrus. To each their own.

 

[lizard]

Lurch is right. Their vocal chords get all honey lubricated from twinkie creme

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[lurch70]

and chubby chicks loooooove to laugh and giggle ... adding to the confusion of horny man on other end of line

 

[Trylakos]

the real answer is:

Camera phone

 

[Krilons Resa]

The answer is:

Plough her, regardless. Alcohol = the x factor.

 

[Mormagil]

that's more like it

 

[Krilons Resa]

I am gonna be so fucking trashed by the end of tonight.

 

[Mormagil]

what better time to stick it to a few plumpers?!

 

[Krilons Resa]

they are like mopeds.

 

[lurch70]

something about never to be caught riding one?

 

[Trylakos]

an amusing tale of these parts involves a girls gay brother fucking up with some machine on his sister, so he calls the support line and keeps commenting on how he sounds hot.