Hey! Name your Top XX bands of all time v. your Top XX bands right this moment.

[NAD]

Because a sober solo Saturday night deserves an overdone thread!

Favorite of all time:
Tool
Danzig
Nine Inch Nails
Carcass
Morbid Angel
Nirvana
Alice in Chains
King Crimson
Pink Floyd
Faith No More

Favorite over the past year or so:
Kyuss
Pearl Jam
Nile
Swans
Hammers of Misfortune
Kayo Dot
John Frusciante
Dredg
Unida

Now, which ones are liable to end up in your all time favorites say, 10 years from now?

Definitely Swans, no question whatsoever. The others could be fleeting, including Kyuss. Guess I'll find out in 2015.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

2015 will rule because we'll have hoverboards (according to back to the future pt. ii)

 

[NAD]

I'd rather have a magic broom, but I'll take what I can get.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

then again, Arthur C. Clarke promised Pan-Am flights to the moon by 2001 and we didn't get them. That fag.

 

[NAD]

I noticed that once the 1990's hit, a lot of science fiction movies and books learned from the mistakes of the forefathers, and started setting their stories in like 3018 or some other ridiculously distant year.

Of course, science fiction was once more about social commentary than frickin' lazer beams I suppose.

 

[JayKeeley]

So you're including non-metal? Man, that could be anything for "all time"...the list would be huge, even if you just extended it just to hard rock (e.g. Guns n Roses, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, etc).

Current top 10 "metal" bands (in no order):

Primordial
Ark
Hammers of Misfortune
The Lord Weird Slough Feg
Agalloch
Empyrium
Orphaned Land
Blind Guardian
Angra
Nokturnal Mortum

That's not to say I'm not FASCINATED currently by:

Melechesh
Moonsorrow
Reverend Bizzare
Novembers Doom
Negura Bunget
Manilla Road
Novembre

I need more Novembre. I have a feeling that if there other albums are like "Novembrine Waltz" then they're going to become my love puppy slave bitches. Or vice verse.

 

[NAD]

So you're including non-metal?

You always ask me that, and I always say of course! My favorite bands of all time list is probably like 30 or 40 groups, I just went with the top of the heap. Same with the current favorite bands, just got lucky that both were only 10.

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[JayKeeley]

I really, really hate these fucking threads, especially at 1:30am on a Saturday night.

You have to be more definitive and just list EVERY SINGLE BAND of all time, just so you could at least say it was attempted....even if you narrowed it down to one particular standout album from each....

The Police, Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, U2, The Beatles, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, Savatage, The Jam, Yngwie Malmsteen, The Who, Skid Row, Ozzy Osbourne, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, Pink floyd, Megadeth...

At least 100 bands...I could keep going all night.

Hey by the way, can you hook me up with Kayo Dot (I lost the CD-R!!) and KC's Red?

 

[NAD]

Filthy Nigubian! Yeah I'll uhhh, eff-fay ee-tay pee-yay those, or something. *twitching eyeball*

A definitive list of badassitude would take a long time, how big was that Rolling Stone one from last year (or whenever), 500? How many thousands of amazing bands did that one miss. *other eyeball begins to twitch*

 

[JayKeeley]

It's your thread, bitch.

Next time, in boredom, just post a thread called "Your favourite type of Porn".

 

[J.]

All Time:

Arcane Sun
Graveland
Neurosis
Aeternus
Primordial

Current favorites:

Isis
Pelican
Scald
The Black League
Helheim

 

[NAD]

It's your thread, bitch.

Next time, in boredom, just post a thread called "Your favourite type of Porn".

So does that mean I get royalties or boner points whenever someone begins to over it? Gimme a dollar.

Favorite type of porn is Free Internet Porn, nothing finer. Well, besides actually getting laid of course.

 

[JayKeeley]

Getting laid is like 3-D Porn.

 

[NAD]

Getting laid is like 3-D Porn.

Sometimes I wonder if a virtual sex system was available, if the human race would just die out.

WTF!!! http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1

 

[JayKeeley]

Sometimes I wonder if a virtual sex system was available, if the human race would just die out.

No, that's already been proven in Demolition Man.

WTF!!! http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1

Yeah, that's for women. Pfft. Inhibited emotionally scarred fuckers just counting the days to menopause.

 

[NAD]

If I had Sleeper on DVD or VHS, I'd totally be watching it right now.

Hahahaha that scene where he's flying around the field and the crazy Jewish clarinet chase music is playing hahahaa ahahah wow.

 

[NAD]

Yeah, that's for women. Pfft. Inhibited emotionally scarred fuckers just counting the days to menopause.

Yeah, what's up with chicks that can't have orgasms? Granted, I know there are plenty of dudes that don't have a clue about the pussy and couldn't bring a girl to orgasm even given a detailed roadmap, but shit! Girls, it's okay for you to enjoy sex, it's also okay for you to solo it with a drilldo. Go nuts! Or uhh, go lips!

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah, not reaching climax with someone else is one thing, but not even being able to achieve orgasm on your own???

The female species is so utterly flawed. Emotional wrecks trapped in a 28 day bloody cycle of egg droppings and yeast/bladder infections, only to lead towards deteriorating driving skills, hardened foot skin, old age saggy triceps (my how we love to see them jiggle), and weekly hair appointments.

 

[NAD]

Wow.

Girls that don't masturbate make me sad. Some dudes say they never do and you know they are lying. Some chicks say they never do though, and probably quite a few are serious. Sex is like having a great sense of humoUr, if you can't laugh at yourself, how can you laugh at anything?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and now for something completely different...

Former KORN Guitarist: 'The Jesus Tattoo On My Hand Keeps Me From Masturbating' - Mar. 19, 2005