hey soldier, do you know who's in command here?

[FuSoYa]

what the fuck.

 

[FuSoYa]

hey soldier, do you know who's in command here?

 

[FuSoYa]

what the fuck.

 

[FuSoYa]

hey soldier, do you know who's in command here?.

 

[FuSoYa]

wtf

 

[FuSoYa]

wtf.

 

[FuSoYa]

wtf

 

[goatschool]

BIGGODNOGOD

x

 

[FalseTodd]

COLONEL
Marine, what is that button on your body
armor?

JOKER
A peace symbol, sir.


COLONEL
Where'd you get it?

JOKER
I don't remember, sir.

COLONEL
What is that you've got written on your
helmet?

JOKER
"Born to Kill," sir.


COLONEL
You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and
you wear a peace button. What's that
supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?!


JOKER
No, sir.

COLONEL
You'd better get your head and your ass wired
together, or I will take a giant shit on you!


JOKER
Yes, sir.

COLONEL
Now answer my question or you'll be standing
tall before the man.

JOKER
I think I was trying to suggest something
about the duality of man, sir.

COLONEL
The what?

JOKER
The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

COLONEL
Whose side are you on, son?

 

[xfer]

one of my favourite movie exchanges ever!

but you left out some of the best stuff:


JOKER
Our side, sir.

COLONEL
Don't you love your country?

JOKER
Yes, sir.

COLONEL
Well, how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and c'mon in for the big win?

JOKER
Yes, sir.

COLONEL
Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

JOKER
Aye aye, sir.

 

[NAD]

WERE YOU BORN A FAT SLlMY SCUMBAG PUKE PIECE OF SHIT PRIVATE PILE, OR DID YOU HAVE TO WORK ON IT!?!?

 

[FalseTodd]

alex, yeah that's good, but I like what I posted isolated as it is