I really thought I received the text message erroneously from some dang youngster who's time would be better spent gettin' off my lawn, what with the atrocious use of net lingo and all. I was going to tell Will Bozarth about it anyway, because well, I don't know any other Wills, but when I got back from class and started to inform Cara of my story, she interrupted with "yeah, FROM LAURA?!"
Oh.....