Hi. I'm Mr. Cactus. Here's a bit about me.

Mr. Cactus

Mr. Cactus

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Hi. I'm Mr. Cactus. The name is derived from an old prank phone call in which the only word said by the caller is "Cactus." I live in the world's most boring town, hence the location "thud" which is the Discordian version of hell. Their belief is that if you are a bad person, you will be reincarnated in the next life in the most boring place imaginable. I'm not a discordian, but I feel that it describes my wonderful town perfectly.

A bit more about me.

Favorite Color-Dark Green/Black

Favorite Food-Cheese

Favorite Car-1968 Shelby GT-500 or 1967 GTO

Favorite Plant-Cactus

Favorite Language-English (hey, it's what I know)

Favorite Movie-Fight Club/American Beauty/The Ring

Favorite Pastime-The Internet

Favorite Convicted Felon-James Traficant

Favorite Weapon of Mass Destruction-The EMP Bomb(No death,
just less idiots on cellphones while driving)

Favorite Procrastination-Late to Class Because I'm Playing Pool




Can't think of anything else stupid to say.
 
Originally posted by ~Zeanra~
Rusty you don't WUV me anymore!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:


Mr. Cactus, you're not welcome :mad:
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:eek: But you like cheese too, right?? Do you like cheese?? If so, I'll marry you instead.
 
Sorry, I've pledged my future to Zeanra now. She brought to my attention a Monty Python-style parody of LotR... now how could I resist such a person?? ;)
 
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welcome to UM Mr.Cactus.
 
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