Hmm, we can't call Derek a scot anymore. I've been trying to think up a racial slur for a citizen of the Czech Republic, but all I can come up with is "Velvety Reformist" and "Wannabe Slovak"... both of which are undeniably weak.
...because they have no idea how awesome Czech Republic is, and if they
did know, they'd be jealous that you're there and they're not, just like I am right now.