Today at lunch, a couple friends and I constructed a pagan idol out of brownies and left them on a plate in the middle of the table with an attached note saying simply: "Worship Me" I wish I had a hidden camera so I could watch the reaction of the next people to sit there or the lady who cleans off the tables, whichever one saw it first.
PS: The idol was not wiccan. I am not gay.
PS: The idol was not wiccan. I am not gay.