hmmm... how can i get nick to move in with me in september?

[minxnim]

without brute force?

 

[chupe666]

bake cookies and/or bread with beer.
well, bread with beer and/or cookies- not cookies with beer.

although...

 

[xfer]

play up the "no more magic the cat" angle!

 

[minxnim]

i can probably do both of those things quite well. also i can play up the WAR OF THE MONSTERS angle, and try to play down the drug dealers outside the door angle.

 

[minxnim]

"nick Move In Or I Will Simply Starve Myself To Death... The Fast Will Never End...."

 

[ChromeLife]

You could give him a kiss

 

[minxnim]

he'd probably stab me in the neck! he's a loose cannon remember?

 

[deadair]

ok, a kiss AND war of the monsters...

it's a sure bet

 

[goatschool]

without brute force?

AMANDA YOU DEVIL.

man, just when i'm thinking of moving north, too... gahhh

 

[xfer]

"bigfoot sighted in New York City"

 

[goatschool]

ok, a kiss AND war of the monsters...

it's a sure bet

ha, i am not even half worthy of these bestowments.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

bigfoot cited in nyc

for spitting on the sidewalk

 

[minxnim]

well nick the offer is there if you're interested... once again. i mean, honestly, we don't actually *need* a roommate. since we can afford it ourselves, but i'd like you to move in! even if you just want to give it a shot for a few months and check it out.

 

[minxnim]

oh, did i mention the rent is a lowly $380?

 

[xfer]

wow jesus!

 

[goatschool]

woah.

 

[minxnim]

SAYIN'. with two people it's like $570 something, but three it's only $380.

 

[minxnim]

hmm flowers? guns ? strippers?

 

[deadair]

i'd say you have the best chance with option 2

 

[minxnim]

if this is any impetus, nick... i think i've killed off all of the mealybugs destroying my houseplants. and we got a fighting fish! tentatively named ROY. (not my choice)