Ho Ho Fucking Ho

[Goreripper]

http://web.dkm.cz/koplih/htf/Kringle%20Tree.swf

http://web.dkm.cz/koplih/htf/Kringle%20Bells.swf

http://web.dkm.cz/koplih/htf/Kringle%20Karoling.swf

http://web.dkm.cz/koplih/htf/Kringle%20Feast.swf

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[KoichCPA]

I thought this thread was about Blitzy mum.

 

[Spruce Goose]

3 Guys are at the pearly gates at Xmas time and St Peter tells them that in order to get into heaven, they must produce an item from their pockets that represent the festive season.

The first guy pulls out a lighter and strikes it up. He says "This lighter represents a candle". St Peter agrees and lets him through the gates.

The second guy whips out his keys and rattles them. He says "The sound of these keys rattling together represents bells.... Jingle bells. Very well says St Peter, and lets him through the gates.

The 3rd guy searches for a suitable item from his pockets. At last, he pulls out a pair of sexy womans underwear. St Peter is quite taken aback as he asks "Ok, what in gods name do these knickers have to do with Christmas?" The guy replies "They are Carols"

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I think Maddox says it best:

 

[Spruce Goose]

Maddox rules

 

[KoichCPA]

Maddox dislikes people stealing his bandwidth

 

[Goreripper]

All I can see is a red X.

 

[Winmar]

Who is Maddox?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

http://maddox.xmission.com

Go there, and spend hours reading and laughing.

 

[Winmar]

Oh that guy. I went there a few months ago. Pisser! So that's what he looks like eh?

 

[Goreripper]

I'm drunk.

 

[Shannow]

I'm working on it