holiday party today! and then christmas shopping!

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yo i came back in to print out some schoolwork before i head off to christmas shop.

there was no roof raising, although i did have half of a bloody mary. we smuggled in an outside friend to exploit BC's buffet. i have another party tomorrow and another semi-party the day after, so this is just The Week of Free Lunches!
 
there's a mad atkins / south beach diet craze going on here. on friday i am bringing in about 20 plates of carbs. yes, i'm a bitch.
 
for some reason, i got a box of kahlua chocolates for my birthday that i am meaning to get rid of here at work. will probably wait until a day when there's fewer figureheads around and watch the lightweights gobble them up and get tipsy.
 
so do you guys have carb-free health food stores opening up out there yet? i just can't take that shit seriously. if you want to lose weight, eat less and exercise more. it's not that hard.