holiday party today! and then christmas shopping!

[xfer]

no posting for me!

what should i get toby for christmas? besides a kick in the pants?

 

[mindspell]

2 kicks?

Surgical equipment would be my guess...

 

[lizard]

the new jimi hendrix action figure!

 

[FrostGiant]

A tooth.

 

[lizard]

you mean he doesn't already have some?

 

[minxnim]

alex is somewhere right now double fisting christmas cookies and doing the 'raise the roof' dance.

 

[TheNewChupe]

 

[lizard]

omg Alex is into fisting omg

 

[minxnim]

wtf lizard are you crazy?

 

[lizard]

somewhat...I guess I was still in the (ITT we intentionally misread or misunderstand mode

 

[xfer]

yo i came back in to print out some schoolwork before i head off to christmas shop.

there was no roof raising, although i did have half of a bloody mary. we smuggled in an outside friend to exploit BC's buffet. i have another party tomorrow and another semi-party the day after, so this is just The Week of Free Lunches!

 

[lizard]

this is usually the season for lots of free grub but the Atkins diet has swept the office and all the fat ladies have cut way back on their cooking .

 

[minxnim]

there's a mad atkins / south beach diet craze going on here. on friday i am bringing in about 20 plates of carbs. yes, i'm a bitch.

 

[TheNewChupe]

prepp: <3

Diet Terrorism rules.

 

[xfer]

they can make and eat spiced meat chunks, can't they?

 

[xfer]

i eat carbs like there's no tomorrow. my day is like soynuts, raisins, bread, pasta, potatoes, repeat. sometimes a pierogi or a salad thrown in there.

 

[TheNewChupe]

for some reason, i got a box of kahlua chocolates for my birthday that i am meaning to get rid of here at work. will probably wait until a day when there's fewer figureheads around and watch the lightweights gobble them up and get tipsy.

 

[avi]

so do you guys have carb-free health food stores opening up out there yet? i just can't take that shit seriously. if you want to lose weight, eat less and exercise more. it's not that hard.

 

[xfer]

yeah, no shit.

 

[lizard]

yeah but there's an enormous market out there of fat people with little will power. everyone wants to lose some weight but they don't want to work for it. atkins took years of abuse from the dietary powers that be and was finally vindicated before his death.