Holy shit I love Wikipedia!

[dill_the_devil]

I just got bored and decided to check out Wikipedia entries on pornstars, and while browsing Briana Banks' page, found this little gem:

"On 13 October 2006, WTAE-TV News in Pittsburgh, PA reported that Banks was filing a Federal lawsuit against a sex toy manufacturer, claiming the company violated an agreement to make molds of her genitals."

 

[Demilich]

Do they really need molds of a porn star's genitals? Don't most people's work pretty much the same?

 

[dill_the_devil]

I don't quite get the pornstar genital mold thing either - I mean, when a girl's been fisted as many times as Banks has, what's a guy going to do with it? Prop it up with a broomhandle and use it like a fleshy tent?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Yeah the first time I saw the Jenna Jameson anus/vagina mold and the box said " Feels life like" I wondered if it can give you hepatitis just like real life as well. Thats not to say I wasnt still interested though.

AT least if you used it as a tent youd know that its water proof and washable. Id wear it as a hat.

 

[Demilich]

Yeah the first time I saw the Jenna Jameson anus/vagina mold and the box said " Feels life like" I wondered if it can give you hepatitis just like real life as well. Thats not to say I wasnt still interested though.

Lol i wonder if the people who made the mold of her had to be extra careful not to contract any diseases

 

[Evil?]

Id wear it as a hat.

A vag hat

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Lol i wonder if the people who made the mold of her had to be extra careful not to contract any diseases

They probably wore gloves, where as for the Pamela Anderson mold they had a decontamination room. With suits of course.

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Demilich]

EVERLOST, you should be funny all the time

 

[Trylakos]

IIRC Ebola virus is in Pamela Anderson's inner labia

 

[Evil?]

O dear!

 

[Guthrum]

IIRC Ebola virus is in Pamela Anderson's inner labia

If you had said Ecoli, I could've made a Taco/Taco Bell joke.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

They probably wore gloves, where as for the Pamela Anderson mold they had a decontamination room. With suits of course.

like in ET, but if you touch her finger when she says "Elliot" you better watch out.

 

[Guthrum]

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha this thread rules so far

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

If you had said Ecoli, I could've made a Taco/Taco Bell joke.

I live right by the taco bells with the E Coli, of course it's in New Jersey.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Hahahahaha, EVERLOST, you've never been this funny!



And a small question. Any of you guys ever had an STD?

 

[Demilich]

Not that I know of!

 

[dill_the_devil]

Nope, never. But I was watching this program on TV a couple of nights ago where they were talking about having crabs, and they showed this 19-year old Uni student talking about how shit it was when he caught them. It even showed you him shaving his junk. He agreed to them showing his face, his name, everything. I guarantee you that guy won't get laid for the rest of his University-going life...

"Hi there, can I buy you a drink?"
"Fuck you crab-boy, I saw you on A Girl's Guide To 21st Century Sex!"

 

[Guthrum]