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holy shit if this isn't the coolest. and just in time for Christmas gift giving!! or the winter solstice, if you're a Wiccan.

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http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/categories/meat.html


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Ceramic Smoking Baby

Of all the things that shouldn't smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li'l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper.

Ceramic Smoking Baby
item 11095
$5.95 ea.
Buy It!
 
holy shit!!


Man's static jacket sparks alert
An Australian man built up so much static electricity in his clothes as he walked that he burned carpets, melted plastic and sparked a mass evacuation.

Frank Clewer, of the western Victorian city of Warrnambool, was wearing a synthetic nylon jacket and a woollen shirt when he went for a job interview.

As he walked into the building, the carpet ignited from the 40,000 volts of static electricity that had built up.

"It sounded almost like a firecracker or something like that," he said.

"Within about five minutes, the carpet started to erupt," he told Australian radio.

Considerable current

Perplexed firemen evacuated the building and cut its electricity supply, thinking the burns could have been caused by a power surge.

"There were several scorch marks in the carpet, and we could hear a cracking noise - a bit like a whip - both inside and outside the building," said fire official Henry Barton.

Mr Clewer said that after leaving the building, he scorched a piece of plastic in his car.

His clothes were measured by firemen as carrying an electrical charge of 40,000 volts, the Reuters news agency quoted Mr Barton as saying.

The fire official added that the charge was close to being high enough to cause the items to spontaneously combust.

"I've been firefighting for over 35 years and I've never come across anything like this," he said.
 
<3 archie mcphee

when I visited seattle I made a point to shop there

I bought a thing of cocktail squids and meat air fresheners and and and I don't remember if i got anything else.
 
oh yeah and then I took cocktail squids to texas and threw them in that infamous fountain at the library where mexicans love to bathe
 
well, duhhh. and last year before i left for texas i bought derick a mini accordion from there.

my family's been getting catalogs from them since i was a baby. i would always look forward to the new catalog more than anything :p
 
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