Hommasexshuls Marriage Ban Doommed

[lizard]

by a few different tallies I've already seen (Atrios.blogspot.com) and here
http://www.oxblog.blogspot.com/2004_02_22_oxblog_archive.html#107772059078594254
Bush's irrational fear of being anally plumbed is already doomed.

 

[minxnim]

i was talking to my mom last night, and she is NOT an alarmist at all, in fact she's always very positive and optimistic about law/order/government and thinks things will always get better.
so anyway, last night she said to me that she's literally kept awake at night with a gripping fear that george bush may change the constitution and that the country is going to absolute shit.

sayin.

 

[avi]

I was reading the paper this morning and thinking pretty much the same thing.

the country is going to shit
california is even worse off
fuck.

 

[minxnim]

the thing that really scares me is my mom is somehow politically psychic and always seems to know what's going to happen. and last night she told me she had this sad feeling bush was going to try to stage some MAJOR TERROR ALERT and insist he stay in office an extra year or something.

 

[xfer]

i'm scared the measure will pass, but i've read some really heartening articles to the contrary--the majority needed to pass it is 75% of states, and before that, 2/3rd of Congress, which Dennis Hastert doesn't think they'll be able to do. also, there was a comment that one million gay Republicans voted for Bush in 2000--think he'll be able to rally out a MILLION more super-right-wing voters to make up for those lost votes?

i think the "orange alert before the election" thing is a given. my co-worker keeps trying to get in touch with the Democrats to tell them they should go on record NOW saying it's going to happen so they can produce the quotes when it does and say "see!"

 

[avi]

oh, no doubt there's gonna be heightened terror alert. any cynic will tell you that. it pretty much goes without saying.

 

[minxnim]

but what my mom's point was.... was that she thinks bush might actually try to stay in office w/o an election b/c of it.

 

[xfer]

right right. i think that's less likely but definitely possible! a few months ago tommy franks completely nonchalantly mentioned to the press that another catastrophic terror attack on the country would probably result in the military taking control (read: seizing power) and instituting martial law for a few years. everyone was shocked and franks was all like "what, you guys are surprised that's what we're going to do?"

 

[minxnim]

that's my mom's major fear. she's like totally paranoid about it.

 

[lizard]

and to think that in many states only 15 or 20 years ago I wouldn't have legally been able to marry this:

 

[ChromeLife]

John Titor what?

 

[xfer]

BOOTYLICIOUS!!

 

[lizard]

yeah, she's put alot of work into that sculpture 'o love

 

[minxnim]

my fucking LORD that is your wife?


HOTT

 

[lizard]

I don't know what I did right ...

those of you who are either not interested in a duskier hue or alternatively, can tear your gaze away from those golden limbs will detect that lust can still be experienced on a budget (note Red Roof Inn cup on counter)

 

[avi]

1967

 

[minxnim]

sweet jesus she's hot.

 

[xfer]

so that's why lizard's title used to be "Back That Thang Up"

 

[lizard]

pull up to the bumper, baby!

 

[xfer]

i guess this is the part of the thread where lizard reveals that that's not his wife, but his co-worker Jim, and we're all in actuality homos.