How awesome would it be if there was a band called FLOCK OF SMEAGOLS?

[FuSoYa]

deadair's post reminded me of it.

 

[chupe666]

"Put the fucking lotion in the basket."

 

[FuSoYa]

this could get good.

 

[chupe666]

It rubs the lotion on its skin...

 

[xfer]

I got you, Toby!

 

[FuSoYa]

smeagol -> buffalo bill -> the detectivein the mangler -> the girls of 'V'?



I don't quite follow your logic!

 

[xfer]

I prefer to focus on Robert Englund.

 

[deadair]

a few nights ago... my wife was putting lotion on aida... and she said "it puts the lotion on the baby"

i yelled "STEPH!!"

she just laught... should i call the cops?

 

[FuSoYa]

OHH that's right! I totally forgot he was in that!!!!!

 

[chupe666]

 

[FuSoYa]

 

[FuSoYa]

Ah shit, mine is irrelevant now.

 

[xfer]

I'm so out of my league.

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by FuSoYa
Ah shit, mine is irrelevant now.

Nah, we can do two threads.

The Tall Man Angus Scrimm was in this one too...

 

[xfer]

My favourite shit actor of all time was in this with Roddy. No, not Sonny Chiba.

 

[Bobby_Teenager]

GRENDEL
19th level storm giant paladin
------------------------------------------------------------------------

STATS:

STR: 24
DEX:18
CON: 20
INT:23
WIS:15
CHA:17 (very handsome but has a scar) ;-D

HP: 242

AC: -11

EQUIPMENT:
Two handed SWord +6, Holy Avenger
Full Plate +5 of flight (storm giant sized of course!!!)
Ring od Regneneration
Ring of Fire Reisistance
Ring of Invisisibillity
Ring of Protection +3
Helm of Brlliance and Jumping
Shield +3, +4 versus slimes, molds, and jellies
Potion of Extra-healing (3)
Bag of Holding (if the magic items are in them it TECHNICLY doesnt violate the paladin code since i am not actually carrying them therfore they do not count toward my magical item limit!!!) ;-D
Tent
100 feet black silk rope
flint and Steel (2)
bedroll
large sack
iron rations
hooded lantern
greek fire (6)
whetstone
large backpack
large belt pouch
tunic
leather breaches
leather boots
belt
shortbow
quiver w/100 sheaf arrows
morningstar (for those annoying skeletons!)
2 daggers
longsword
splint mail
shield
bastard sword
war hores named "Potter"

 

[xfer]

BWAHAHA nice!

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by xfer
My favourite shit actor of all time was in this with Roddy. No, not Sonny Chiba.

Tiny Lister?

 

[xfer]

Guess again! Bobby_Teenager seems to understand.

 

[FuSoYa]

i wish i had a comment