I'm not sure that too many Christians understand exactly how spot on the whole FSM thing is, but it's perfect. If creationism is to be taught alongside evolution in science classes, why not "Intelligent Falling"?
Intelligent Falling isn't in the Bib- erm, it isn't as... well... fuck you, we saw a Behe book in the 'Science' section of Borders once! That makes us sciencey! GAAAH!