how bout this...HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHROMATOSE!!!

[Tide In Mind Out]

i wish i were there to eat your cake, but nope

hope you have a fun birfday and get lots of presents! you'll get more once i can send the ones i have for you! i love you so many brunches and brunches of buttches of bucketfudge and poo! yeah thats a taste of what an actual, typical phone conversation between the two of us is like

 

[Chromatose]

I'm gonna eat a crab quesadilla and then proceed to eat all I can eat crabs and then a really fancy ice cream cake. I'll take pictures of the cake but not the crabs cuz I might get old bay seasoning all over my camera.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

awww, you could take a pic of the first pile before you dig into them :Spin:

hope your mom doesn't put her drink on an imaginary part of the table again

 

[Chromatose]

when I got to work this morning my cubicle was filled with balloons and everything was covered in those tiny dots from an industrial sized 3 hole paper punch. And happy birthday banners and little streamers all over. I complained how I wanted the office to take me out to a pizza hut lunch buffet, but the best I got was a booklet filled with pizza hut coupons :Smug:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahaha awwww poor poopy

those hole punch holes are almost as bad as....glitter!

 

[Chromatose]

yeah, but glitter is evil cause I can get it on me and I'll still be finding it YEARS LATER dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

paper dots are cute.

 

[Chromatose]

awww, you could take a pic of the first pile before you dig into them :Spin:

hope your mom doesn't put her drink on an imaginary part of the table again

haha ok yeah, I can make a big crab pile and take a pic of that!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i bet you poop out a paper dot

 

[Anvil]

Happy Birthday man.

 

[Tee]

happy b-day, Gehman!

 

[lizard]

Chromie, I want to nibble your shell-like ears!

Happy geburtstag mi amigo

 

[ms. anthrope]

happy b-day!!!

 

[Yetti]

 

[Super Mahrio]

happy boofday Derick! :hotjump:

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Yay! Happy birthday Mr. Dr Pepper President, happy birthday to yoooooooou

 

[Captain Beard]

woo.

 

[Lunar Still]

Happy Birthday...yet again.

 

[fading]

Happy B-day

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

haha ok yeah, I can make a big crab pile and take a pic of that!

that is so ridiculously Maryland...

Happy birthday, Derick! Awesomeness all around.

 

[Iris]

Have some indonesian Kue Lapis (layerscake) :

Selamat Makan!