How come I'm never "the hiker"

[FuSoYa]

Who finds the dessicated remains of some poor murdered teen in the woods?

 

[ChromeLife]

Chris Chambers never misses.

 

[Lethe78]

I have wondered the same thing, actually. I am glad that I am not though. About 1 and a half years ago, I found my upstairs neighbor dead in the hallway, and I couldn't sleep well for days. I can't imagine finding some half decomposed corpse. It would scar me for life, lol.