How many times a day do you masturbate?

[Victor Meldrew]

Well?

 

[Maqus]

3-4 times, depends on the weather, my mood and how much milk I've had that day.

 

[Falconspirit]

1 to 2, depends on the mood and how much free time I have on my hands.

 

[Sopel]

enough

 

[Susie]

3-4 times, depends on the weather, my mood and how much milk I've had that day.

Jesus maqus, i wish i had that much time on my hands.

 

[Susie]

Though since i have found mehdi's web site i wank alot more now

 

[Maqus]

Jesus maqus, i wish i had that much time on my hands.

Even though I'm currently leading a very busy life, I always find time to "look at Mehdi's web site" :Spin:

 

[Maqus]

I mean it's enough to have a glimpse of that small pic in your avatar, they way he brings on that chord, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wish I was the neck of his guitar.

 

[french_anatheman]

Ah ah

 

[breaklose]

Though since i have found mehdi's web site i wank alot more now

ah yeah dont worry it does that to all the girls.

 

[my dying groom]

3-4 times, depends on the weather, my mood and how much milk I've had that day.

 

[Maqus]

Yeah, isn't it terrible, it just increases with age :s

I wish I was retired now.

 

[Susie]

I mean it's enough to have a glimpse of that small pic in your avatar, they way he brings on that chord, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wish I was the neck of his guitar.

I wish i was the Y in his undies.

then again that may be a bit spicey and lemony.

 

[Maqus]

Ehh, you won, I couldn't get any closer.... He's yours.

 

[breaklose]

I wish i was the Y in his undies.

then again that may be a bit spicey and lemony.

actually i got a girl to tell me she "wishes she was my spanish guitar", except i never owned a spanish guitar. a nig nog too ffs!

 

[Strangelight]

Jesus maqus, i wish i had that much slime on my hands.

 

[Maqus]

this man's crazy, no more doubts.

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

I dont daily .. and I dont do it myself.. what are boyfriends for?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

at every given opportunity.
unless my missus does it for me.

 

[Alwin]

I can only answer in whole numbers if the question is phrased as "per month"