How much cooler are all the people on this board compared to the rest of mankind?

[Static]

How would such a thing be proficiently measured?

Not counting me of course, I'm just scum. Disgusting pond filth you scrape off your shoe with some form of scraper.

In litres of coolness? Or metres of awesomeness? Or gallons of goodness?

 

[deadair]

should have been a poll

 

[Static]

I'm not cool enough to make a poll, 'specially round these parts.

 

[FrostGiant]

I'm so cool that I'm actually lame. But years from now people will be talking about me saying stuff like, "man, that guy was soooo ahead of his time in terms of coolness."

 

[lizard]

this board's members are obviously in a class by themselves. they are towering titans, pugnacious protagonists, dexterous debators.

 

[Baliset]

i spilled coffee on myself this morning

 

[Stultus]

If one could define the utmost of coolness as 1, and each of the people in the world as 1/n cool, then I would say this board's coolness factor would be (a1 + a2 + a3 +.... + an)^2, where a = 1/n and assuming that no two equal values for n exist and that n>1.

Sorry for getting all technical, but there ya go.

 

[avi]

 

[goatschool]

i'm so stratospheric that i pour beer straight down the gullet to get anchored to mother earth

 

[AndICried]

Approx. |---------------------------| this much cooler.

 

[azal]

I'm so cool that I have a different colored jizz rag for every day of the week.

 

[Stultus]

Dude, hygiene is no longer cool.

 

[Demonspell]

This is easily the most eclectic forum I have read and one of the most strangely fascinating, which makes it cool as fuck IMO.

 

[Stultus]

(This is the first time I've ever used the word "dude." I'll be in the confessional box if you need me.)

 

[Static]

Whoa...you guys ARE cool.

Do you think I'm cool? Could I be cool too!?

[whinyvoice] PLEEEAASEEEEE!!?!?!?!?? [/whinyvoice]

 

[chupe666]

your abstract portrait avatar of Glenn Benton needs more furrowed eyebrows. then, you'll be neat-0.

 

[Static]

Who's Glenn Benton? What does 'furrowed eyebrows' entail!?

Oh god, I'm out of my element here. Must run...must run far away...

*escapes out the window*