Me-KAH-ell
Oh-Kah-Felt
Also, the link to that thread didn't really help at all, despite how amusing it was.
I linked directly to the post which had the exact correct answer to your question, spelled with phonetics. Please take another look.
Annihilat0r is quite close; I'd write it like this in that "code": MEE-kah-el OOH-kehr-felt , with the "OOH" not sounding "ou" as in the word "blow", but a long "o" as in...well, the first half of the "ou" in "blow". Get it?
The very end of this video holds an answer to one of his names:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxaFANthouM
Said by the man himself.