Hungover at work thread.

[Night Mare]

Every time it happens I swear I'll never do it again, but somehow I always end up in strange places on Saturday mornings, with little recollection of the previous night, an insatiable thirst and a lot of bruises.

Last night was a Pirate Party, and I didn't sleep a wink, watched the sun rise on the beach with some friends, then made a beeline to Macca's and waited out the front until the opened (6am).
I am pretty sure I have only just sobered up, thankfully no hangover, due to not having slept, but my stomach is a mess...

Any suggestions, ways to make it more bearable?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Eat a full solid breakfast and drink some gatorade.

 

[Night Mare]

Does Gatorade really help? I have been getting into the "Boost Juice." I don't suppose Macca's counts as a full solid breakfast.

My poor, tortured bowels...

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

gatorade helps with electrolytes somehow, which you lose or fuck up or something when you get dehydrated. I just know its good.

 

[Night Mare]

Cool, wish I hadn't misplaced my wallet during the festivities then...
Just got back from an adventure into the depths of the shopping centre to get my boss an Iced Coffee, ran into my whole family doing Christmas shopping there. I am too tired for this shit.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Im gonna be hungover tomorrow morning knocking on loser's doors to repossess their shit.

 

[lurch70]

are you a repo man?

 

[dorian gray]

Im gonna be hungover tomorrow morning knocking on loser's doors to repossess their shit.

bwwwaaahahaha! most random post ever.

btw: you hung over duderz should give yourself IV fluids. i wanna see a pic of that. id do it myself if i knew how to post pics. thatd rule. just walk around drinking all night with an IV and a catheter so you wouldnt have to go to the bathroom to piss.

 

[Krilons Resa]

are you a repo man?

Kind of...collections/repo if I have to. I do "renewal retention." Fucking ghey. I deal with the absolute scum of the earth.

 

[dorian gray]

what does that mean exactly?

 

[Krilons Resa]

I try to retain people's contractual agreements to pay for their shit. By shit, I mean Bigscreen TV's, Furniture, Washer/Dryers, Bedroom Sets.....<ahem> dvd players...<cough> plants... LMAO!

 

[lurch70]

that sounds like a pretty satisfying job ... keeping people in check.

so these are like long unpaid credit card bills, or some other type of contracts

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, more info please. plants? are these like rent-to-own retards?

 

[Krilons Resa]

are these like rent-to-own retards?

ding! ding! ding! ding!


oh, man

 

[dorian gray]

you should start a thread about your job. it would be awesome. ill do it if you dont.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

are you allowed to show up their door and look insanely evil and intimidating like you are going to crush their throat and use their skull to eat the hot stew you have in a thermos in your vehicle? or do you have to look all professional?

 

[lurch70]

ding! ding! ding! ding!


oh, man

oh fuck ... not RAC ....

do you listent to Slayer before knocking on the door?
WAR ENSAMBLE !!!

 

[Krilons Resa]

you should start a thread about your job. it would be awesome. ill do it if you dont.

LOL! Dude, I have seen and experienced some weird and sick shit. It's probably one of the reasons why my outlook on people suck.

 

[Krilons Resa]

oh fuck ... not RAC ....

do you listent to Slayer before knocking on the door?
WAR ENSAMBLE !!!

haha No, AARON'S

All the other companies have radios in the truck but not us. They have a lame excuse for that too.

 

[Krilons Resa]

are you allowed to show up their door and look insanely evil and intimidating like you are going to crush their throat and use their skull to eat the hot stew you have in a thermos in your vehicle? or do you have to look all professional?

It depends. I once broke a door on some spick's head cuz he spit on my workboot.