Hurricane Felix

[Liverslapper]

Nicaragua and Honduras are fucked!!!

 

[Burti]

<MftS> Who the fuck is the one naming hurricanes?
<MftS> They somehow manage to give them the least threatening names ever.
<MftS> If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane Erin was coming I'd think to myself, "Erin? I could take that slut."
<MftS> If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane Dicksmasher was approaching, I'd grab all the money in the house, shove it in my pockets, and get the fuck out of there.

 

[Lunar Still]

I've never heard about such a terrible disaster that I cared so little about!

 

[Shpongled]

I learned once a while ago how they name hurricanes, but I don't fully remember. I think they rotate between female and male names and go alphabetically. So, with that logic the next one they name will be female and start with G (if they haven't named another already, supposedly there are like 6 more coming). I'm banking on Hurricane Gertrude!

Although, Dicksmasher is a lot more intimidating haha.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

<MftS> If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane Erin was coming I'd think to myself, "Erin? I could take that slut."
<MftS> If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane Dicksmasher was approaching, I'd grab all the money in the house, shove it in my pockets, and get the fuck out of there.

Quite quotable.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I've never heard about such a terrible disaster that I cared so little about!

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[Captain Beard]

Hurricanes are sent by nature to punish the evangelists in Florida and the rest of the South as collateral entertainment. Nature needs glasses though, misses quite a bit.

 

[Lunar Still]

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Haha...I'm really not trying to be an asshole, I was actually quoting Futurama, like I do every damn day.