I accidently lit my finger on fire and now it smells like bacon...

[EricT]

Discuss.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm hungry. For BACON.

 

[EricT]

I'm kinda thinking of making bacon considering whenever I put my hand anywhere near my face I smell it.

Could go for a whole slab.

 

[neal]

so by this can i conclude that smexicans taste like bacon? because if this is true, ive got a solution for our immigration problem...

 

[EricT]

No, by conclusion people who look Mexican taste like bacon. Real Mexicans taste like welfare and river water.

Or was it black people who taste like welfare...

Its been a while since I did ethnic cannibalism.

 

[Captain Beard]

Black people taste like KFC and Watermelon.

 

[Liverslapper]

i burnt my finger last night with the lighter as well....wow out of all things. This must be a sign.....


i must know the truth......



i must know if there is a happy ending to my life...a light at the tunnel...



and then i found google....and the hot animated gif section at 4chan...







oh god....